jaune_chat: My cat Timothy, a cream-and-tan mackrel tabby (Candy Lips)
Fandom Trumps Hate Auction is now underway!

What is it?

An online fanfic/fanart auction to benefit a variety of organizations helping populations targeted by Trump and his administration. (Such as the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, Trans Lifeline, and the National Immigrant Justice Center.)

How does it work?

You bid on us to create a piece of art and story for YOU. The winner will donate their winning bid amount to one of the charities listed in the FAQ at FandomTrumpsHate (at Tumblr), then send me email proof of their charitable donation (e-mail will be provided in the form). Once you’ve donated, the we’ll get to work on your item! If you’ve seen previous auctions to benefit AO3 or Haiti, it’s kind of like that. (Or Sweet Charity, if you remember that.)

Below is my form of what I'm writing (um... most things, minus a few pairings that just Aren't My Bag), along with links of how to bid on my and whatnot.

The bidding ends on January 20th, so bid soon and bid often!

My details below the cut! )
jaune_chat: My cat Timothy, a cream-and-tan mackrel tabby (Beautiful and Strong)
All right, all of the offers are up on [livejournal.com profile] help_japan, and bidding will end on March 31st. There's a ton of great stuff on there, from fics, to food, beta services, art, graphics, layouts, and lots and lots of interesting things like clothes, dolls, jewelry, and letters from around the world.

I am offering a year's worth of letters and recipes. I'll happily talk about my life, my job, my hobbies, and my cat. I'll blab about any shared fandoms, talk about books I read and movies I see, and stories that I'm writing. If you want to write back, I'll listen to your woes, try to give advice, and squee about our shared shows. I'll include recipes I've made (and enjoyed), articles from our local paper, and the occasional gift on your birthday/significant date/holiday of your choice. So if you'd like a penpal from the American Midwest, bid on me! My pen is ready and waiting!
jaune_chat: My cat Timothy, a cream-and-tan mackrel tabby (Cooking)
Ok, so I decided to do another offer for [livejournal.com profile] help_japan. I'm offering a year's worth of letters and recipes sent to anywhere in the world. Check out my offering post here! And remember I'm still offering friendship bracelets/bookmarks here!

Help Japan

Mar. 15th, 2011 04:46 am
jaune_chat: My cat Timothy, a cream-and-tan mackrel tabby (NoPowerInTheVerse)
I'm participating in the [livejournal.com profile] help_japan charity auction. Since I already am selling fanfiction at the Foreclosure Sucks Fandom Auction (still going on), I don't want to overcommit myself there. So instead I'm making friendship bracelets/bookmarks! I'm really rather good at that, and I do color/styles to order. Here be my offering post!

Buy yourself some custom jewelry/bookmarks and help Japan recover!

ETA: I've been all bought out! Thanks y'all! :)
jaune_chat: My cat Timothy, a cream-and-tan mackrel tabby (Beautiful and Strong)
All right, y'all. I've been participating in several Last Author Standing contests, all of whom are run by the dilligent and tireless [livejournal.com profile] needtakehave. However, she's having the worst of bad years, and is in serious danger of losing her house where her, her mother, and their five rescue dogs live. In short, she's desperate, and is asking for help to make ends meet so they can keep their house. In addition to selling off her DVDs, she is holding a fandom auction. More details here: Foreclosure Sucks Fandom Auction

I am selling two stories (technically three, but someone already bought one), at least 2,000 words, in any fandom or crossover of mine, any rating, any genre (or I'll even do some original ficion, if you prefer)! My post is here: Jaune Chat sells herself!

You can either bid on me or buy me outright.

If you want to join the auction yourself to sell something, excellent! Or you could pimp this auction on your own journals or comms to help get the word out!
jaune_chat: My cat Timothy, a cream-and-tan mackrel tabby (DamnExpensiveForeplay)
Hey, do you guys remember Sweet Charity, that kick-ass fandom auction that supposedly has its last run last year? Guess what? It's BACK! And I'm selling myself. Again. For a good cause!



(To the lovely and patient people who've bought me already more recently, my Sweet Charity offerings won't be due until July, so hopefully I should have your stuff done well before then!)

Anyone who's just interested in Sweet Charity in general should get thee hence and sell themselves! There's a tragic lack of Heroes writers on there right now. We should change that! Everybody sell themselves! Whee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My offerings page is here: Buy Jaune Chat

I am offering two pieces of fanfiction or original fiction, and two batches of homemade cookies. If you've ever wanted to tie me down and make me write what you want, this is your chance. Buy me! I'm all yours... *flutters eyelashes*
jaune_chat: My cat Timothy, a cream-and-tan mackrel tabby (Help Haiti)
Ok, you all heard about the earthquake that struck Haiti on Tuesday, yes? Things are bad, very bad. Many are dead, many more are trapped. There's little water, food, or other supplies. Hospitals were destroyed, thousands of buildings collapsed, thousands of people have lost parents or children.

[livejournal.com profile] help_haiti is running a fandom auction so you can donate to a number of worthy charities, help out your fellow man in this disaster, and get a little fan love back in the bargain.

Didn’t get a chance to buy me at the last Sweet Charity? Missed out at [livejournal.com profile] hope_in_sight? Ever wanted to tell me what to do? Now you can purchase my services and send money to a good cause in the bargain! I’m offering two sorts of things:

Fanfiction - Minimum 1,000 words, in any of my fandoms or a crossover, to a prompt of your devising. Or, you know, whatever else we want to work out. (Though, if you give me a prompt that involves The Haitian, I’ll double the minimum wordage!)
and
Friendship Bracelets/Bookmarks - Two bracelets/bookmarks each to the top two bidders. A classic summer camp craft I happen to be very good at, I will make them in the colors and stitch of your choice.

The bidding is going on right now and ends at midnight on Wednesday, January 20th. Items will be delivered/completed by Feb. 14th.
jaune_chat: My cat Timothy, a cream-and-tan mackrel tabby (Hammertime)
(I'm stealing [livejournal.com profile] perdiccas' pimp post. Hope you don't mind sweetie!)



[livejournal.com profile] megmatthews20 is an awesome person and a great writer. However, she's currently dealing with a heavy issue and is in need of some help. Let her explain it in her own words.

[livejournal.com profile] megmatthews20 in [livejournal.com profile] hope_in_sight: I was born with Marfan Syndrome, a connective tissue disorder. The connective tissue in my body is weaker than the average person's, and therefore I was never allowed to play in sports or run because my aortic valve was dangerously prone to dissection. I will also never be able to deep sea dive or go sky diving or mountain climbing because people with Marfans are also prone to spontaneous pneumothorax (lung collapsing) and the risk is too great. I've learned to live with the health set-backs...

But I've always been particularly upset by the affect Marfans has had upon my eyes. The tissue in my eyes cannot hold the lenses in place like normal healthy eyes can, so my lenses float, moving every year, and drastically changing my vision. With my glasses on, the best I have ever been able to see is 20/40. I sit in the front of the class and am unable to read anything written on the blackboard or the overhead. I can't see more than a handful of stars in the sky even on the darkest night. And I can't tell that someone is waving at me from across the room...

I know that this has held me back in a lot of ways all of my life. I even had to take an extra year in grade school because of it. I want to change all that with a surgery that will give me the ability to see so much more with a clarity and precision that I've only ever dreamed about.

That is where the funds come in. I have already paid off my left eye surgery (unless something unexpected should occur during the procedure and I have to pay more money).

I need funds to pay off my right eye surgery, which will be at least $1525 dollars since it includes an extra charge for correcting my right eye's astigmatism.

I have no money this year. I spent the last three years working as a caregiver for my mom. I had to drop out of school this year to be around her full time when her cancer came roaring back with a vengeance. She passed away in October and my sister and I were left with no money and no life insurance. I just spent my last funds getting back into school and my bank account is down to about a hundred dollars.


How can you help?

In three ways:
1) SELL YOURSELVES, YOU WHORES! Anything and everything goes, fanart, fanfic, podfics, home baked brownies, strippergrams, icons, LJ layouts, yourself as a slave for a week, second hand books & DVDs. Can you crochet? Make earrings? Read palms? Fanvid? Every little bit helps, so offer yourself up to the masses and let them have their way with you. :)

2) PIMP!!! Whores are only as successful as their pimps, and we really need to spread the word far and wide. Are you active in fandoms beyond Heroes? Encourage your flist to join in the fun and goodwill. Post to comms (with mod permission of course). Drag people in off the street and get them LJ accounts to take part!

3) SHOW! ME! THE! MONEY! The bidding will run from Dec 1 - Dec 11th. Buy, buy, buy as much as you can. Bidding wars are totes encouraged. Skip your latte for the week and throw that money at the auction instead. It's a super good cause for a super good person who deserves some happiness to round out a dismal 2009.

BUY ME!

I am selling myself three times over. I'm easy but I'm not cheap! ;-)

1. Heroes fanfiction of at least 1500 words. DETAILS
2. Any fandom fanfiction, or crossover, or sequel of at least 1500 words. DETAILS
3. Platter of homemade cookies and candies for the holidays! Or, you know, just for eating. Because they're cookies, and they're good for that whole eating thing. (You know you want some.) DETAILS

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