That wasn't a rant so much as... a list, really. In true writerly fashion, you merely list all of the things that happen to you and leave the reader to emote what you would naturally be feeling! :D

Allow me.

SHIT. THIS DAY IS FIRED. BAD DAY. NEVER AGAIN, YOU STUPID DAY.

Also I love you and you're a wonderful person for helping your dad so much, and being laid off for so long is the double pitts, and I hope things go better for you very soon. *huuuuuuuuuuuugs*